Welcome to Minute Magic!
Our time-traveling rescue service has just received your distress signal from the past!
We'll dispatch our team of skilled, highly-trained, and fashionably-attired rescue experts to save you from any temporal predicament.
But don't worry, we'll only charge you a small fee for our services: the price of a good joke.
Choose your rescue package to learn more about our services.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our paradoxical rescue option for a truly unique experience.